Disclaimer: I know what I'm doing. I've worked with the making of dolls professionally. I don't suggest anyone do this with their dolls if they don't know what they're doing.

Oh, and what follows has some doll surgery, so if you're squeamish about that, you've been warned.

Late one night...

Warning: the following story contains a doll surgery. See this for more warnings.

 ...I was asleep. I mean, it was late! I was tired. And then I heard something.

 Footsteps.

 I opened my eyes and saw:

Vivian: "What the freak-!"

Vivian: "MMMPH!! Where are you taking me!?"

Doctor Samantha: "Doctors, are you ready?"

 Doctor Saige: "Ready"

Doctor Kirsten: "Ready"

 

Doctor Samantha: "Alright, phase one. Everyone grab a neck string."

Doctor Samantha: "Careful now..."

Doctor Samantha: "Phase two."

POP

Doctor Samantha: "Ok, that went good. Should we call it a night?"

Doctor Kirsten: "Doctor?"

Doctor Samantha: "I'm kidding. Get ready for phase three."

 Doctor Samantha: "Ok, Doctors, start removing the stuffing?"

Doctor Samantha: "You ok, Doctor Saige? You're looking a little green."
Doctor Saige: "Where's that bucket?"

 Doctor Saige: "blah!"

Doctor Samantha: "Why don't you sit out the rest of the surgery, Doctor Saige."

 Doctor Saige: "D--ok."

Doctor Kirsten: "Which do you prefer, black or yellow?"
Vivian: "Oh, you know me, I love yellow. Oh and PUT MY HEAD BACK ON!"
Doctor Samantha: "Not until we're done. Doctor Kirsten, get the pliers."

Doctor Samantha: "Ready for phase five?"

Doctor Kirsten: "I thought we were on phase four."

Doctor Samantha: "Whatever."

 Doctor Samantha: "Alright, that ought to do it. Let's get the stuffing back in."

 Doctor Kirsten: "So is this phase five then?"

Doctor Samantha: "Shut up and keep stuffing."

Doctor Saige: "Stop saying stuffing-blah-"












Doctor Samantha: "Alright, Doctor Kirsten, sit her up."

Vivian: "Just a question. Why did you have to kidnap me while I was sleeping?"

Doctor Samantha: "We had to wait until you were asleep because we don't have anesthesia."

Vivian: "We're dolls. We don't feel pain. We don't need anesthesia."

Doctor Samantha: "Oh. Oh well."

 Doctor Samantha: "Gently now..."

 Doctor Kirsten: "Her arm looks great Doctor. Looks like the surgery was a success!"

Doctor Samantha: "Yep! Let's help her stand up."

Doctor Saige: "Oh dear heavens!! What have you done!"

 Doctor Saige: "Blah!"

Vivian: "Y'all suck. And I'm not hiring
you to do my next piercing."

The End

Epilog:

      Or maybe I should call this a prolog, because it's to explain why this all came about. When Vivian came her arm was a little loose. It started to bug all of us. So, I did a little youtubing and found out how to restring my doll. I also found out this handy hair tie tip for a short term fix. Anyway, Kirsten's legs are next. But I don't know if Samantha's going to be the head surgeon for that one. Good night!

Cast:

Doctor Kirsten

"Glad the patient survived!"

Doctor Samantha

"No, I'm not a real Doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

Not really. But I've seen a lot of Doctor Who."

Doctor Saige

"I'm good!"

No dolls were harmed in the making of this blog.

Christmas