Friday, May 30, 2014

Just a Visit

Saige: "Hey, Lula! Where's Lissy?"

Lula: "She's getting a spa treatment today. You should go visit her. It'll be fun!"

Saige: "OH MY GOSH!!! Lissy! Are you ok?"

Lissy: "What? Is that you Siage? I'm fine, just had my hair washed. 
I feel so lite! It's amazing!"

Siage: "Where's your body?!"

Lissy: "One of my legs needed restringing. My body is behind you,
but you might not want to turn around."

Saige: AHHHH!!!

Lissy: "Told you not to look."

Saige: "Is this a bag of your stuffing!?"

Lissy: "Yeah. They're going to pull it all apart to refluff it
then stuff it all back into my body once my leg is fixed.
Siage? Saige? You still there?"

Saige: Blah!!!

Siage: "Go and visit, she said. It'll be fun, she said.
I'm so going to get you for this, Lula!!"

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Goofy Feet

New Skateboard!

Saige: Me first! Me first!

Saige: See ladies, there's nothing to it!

Vivian: Oh my gosh! Siage, are you ok?

Saige: ow....

Samantha: Should we help  her?

Kisten: She's fine.

Saige: Ok, who's next?

Kirsten: Go ahead Samantha.

Samantha: Oh no, after you Kirsten!

Kirsten: I'm in a dress.


Vivian: Like this?

Kirsten: Go Viv!!

Vivian: Oh my gosh!! I'm doing it!!

Vivian: I so got this-- 

Vivian: AAHHH!!!

Vivian: I don't got this.

Kisten: You ok?!

Saige: Try riding goofy!

Vivian: What?

 Siage: It means, right foot in front.

Vivian: Wow! That's way better! Weee!!!

Samantha: You go, girl!!

Vivian: You guys gotta try this!

Samantha: No way! I'm like 120-years-old.

Saige: You did not just play that card, Sam.

Kirsten: Go Viv! Goofy for the win!

Monday, April 28, 2014

Snow Day!!!

Vivian: Oh my gosh! It snowed last night!!

Vivian: Get out the snowboard gear!

Saige: Which one of us gets to go snow boarding?

Vivian: I do! I've been dying to get pictures with the snowboard!

Vivian: Besides, we'll all get a turn eventually.

Samantha: Sounds good to me. I'd rather stay inside anyway.

Vivian: Who wants to come out with me and watch?

Kirsten: I'll pass.
Saige: I just curled my hair.
Samantha: Take lots of pictures.

Vivian: I'm all ready!

Kisten: Here's your Helmet.

  Vivian: Sure is pretty out here. Well, here goes nothing!

Vivian: I suck at this.

Vivian: Hey, I'm getting the hang of this!

Vivian: Enough of that, I'm going to build a snowman!

Vivian: I suck at this too. And it's cold. I'm going back inside.


Vivian: I had so much fun and got some great shots!

Vivian: This is my favorite shot.
Kirsten: It looks great!
Saige: Yeah! Looking good, Vivian!

Samantha: Wait a minute. How did you get 
these pictures? You were snowboarding!
Vivian: What do you mean?

Kirsten: You're right, Samantha! There's no way to take pictures of yourself like that while boarding!

Vivian: They're selfies.

Saige: Kirsten's right, the angles are all wrong for selfies and you're not even holding your phone.
Vivian: I guess I never thought about how I do it. 
Samantha: I guess it's another one of life's great mysteries.

The end.

Friday, January 10, 2014

Welcome Josie!

The dolls were all anxiously awaiting the arrival of their new guest, Josefina...

 Kirsten: "Didn't the big person say Josefina would be coming today?"

Samantha: "I think she prefers to be called Josie."

Vivian: "Yeah, she was supposed to be here by now. I wonder if the big person just hasn't told us."

Saige: "Do you have to lay on us, Viv?"

Vivian: "Yes. you popped off my head, remember?"

Samantha: "It's not like you felt anything. We have no nerves, remember?"

Vivian: "It was still degrading."

 Mini Kit: "Did you hear that Saige? Josie's here!"

Mini Saige: "Vivian's right, the big person's probably trying to surprise us."

Mini Molly: "Let's go!"
 Mini Kit: "After you Saige!"

Mini Saige: "Ok, give me a hand."

 Mini Molly: "Not so loud you two!"

 Mini Kit: "Be quite and give me a hand!"
 Mini Saige: "Almost there, Don't-"

"-drop us."

Mini Molly: "Sorry."

 Mini Saige: "Easy now, Molly, I've got you."
 Mini Saige: "A little further Kit."
Mini Molly: "I think I found her."
Mini Kit: "Wow!"

Mini Saige: "Yep, that's her travel case!"
Mini Molly: "Can you get open Kit?"
Mini Kit: "Yeah, it's not too hard."

 Josie: "AIR!!!"
 Josie: "Just kidding,I could breath fine in there. Hey, give me a hand, would'ya?"

Josie: "You would not believe how cooped up it gets after a few days in a box!"
 Josie: "Anyway, it's nice to meet you all! I'm-"

Mini Kit, Molly and Saige: "JOSIE!!! Oh my gosh! We're so glad you're here!! How was the trip?"

Josie: "Yeah, I'm Josie! Hi!"

 Mini Siage: "It's so good to meet you!! I'm Saige, and this is Kit. That's Molly over there."

Kirsten: "Do you guys hear something?"

Vivian: "Oh my gosh, Kirsten! You are always hearing stuff! No more Supernatural for you, you're getting so paranoid."
 Mini Molly: "The cost is clear guys, let's go!"
Mini Saige: "We're going to see how long it takes the big Dolls to notice you're here!"

 Mini Molly: "Go ahead, Kit, I'll bring up the rear."

Mini Molly: "Great sneaking skills, Josie!"

Mini Siage: "Yeah, you're like a pro!"

Josie: "I've had lots of practice sneaking candy from my Big Big Person."

  Mini Saige: "What's candy?"
Josie: "I see I have much to teach you."

 Mini Molly: "Ok, Josie, you're next."
 Mini Saige: "How long do you think it will take them to notice her?"
Mini Molly: "I give it a week."

 Josie: "You guys seriously haven't ever had candy? Chocolate? Nothing?"
Mini Kit: "Nope."
Josie: "I'll be right back."

 Kirsten: "I know I heard something over there!"

Vivian: "Fine, I'll go have a look."

Vivian: "You three can come with me."

 Vivian: "Hey! Where did that come from?"

Kirsten: "What is it?"

Vivian: "That's Josie's travel case!"

Kirsten: "Why is it open?"
 Vivian: "Josie? Josie?"
Kirsten: "Is she in there?"

 Saige: "This can't be a good sign."
 Kirsten: "You ok, Vivian?"
Vivian: "All that was in there is her journal and some packing bubbles."

Kirsten: "She's got to be around here somewhere!"
 Saige: "Vivian?"
Vivian: "I think I need you're bucket."

Mini Molly: "Dang girl! You're good! You were only gone for like 30 seconds!"

Josie: "What can I say? It's a gift."

Vivian: "What am I going to tell her big person?"